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when people don't tell you they plan on not talking to you over a course of days because they are going to be busy and don't tell you before hand...

when people say "i'll call you right back" or "i will be back in just a second" and never come back...



and next time they talk to you they don't remember saying it

"If I don't have a different woman every three days, I will get horrible headaches"



-JFK

who ever came up with the idea for that show needs a handshake

i dont read things i am asked to read there is something about being forced to do something that doesn't settle with me

the make things a little harder every so often

i don't really think its a good idea to add people or "favorite" people if you dont plan on associating with them...

what does one do when the ex from hell shows up out of no where?

i hate generic comments in the 'comment the one above' thread....

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Lolita
06:24 Mar 18 2010

"has nice glasses" :P

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Isis101
16:49 Mar 18 2010

I do too...which is why I don't bother with the those threads anymore.

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my lip ring squeaks when it passes though the hole

its only funny because that is how they really act in the hood

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Eleanna
22:27 Mar 18 2010

Dog is sooo funny, has me in stitches!!

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DestroyingAngel
09:36 Mar 20 2010

Lol....I know he got in a lot of trouble....

I've never really watched the show enough....

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Watering my flowers

there's another snake in my bushes

poisoning my soil

slithering over my red roses

hissing at my garden hose



When my shovel meets its spine

the bushes shake a little

shifting the poisoned soil

bending my roses

bleeding over my garden hose

for always leaving me that most wonderful comments

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TheDarkWolfman
05:03 Mar 18 2010

I do try my best

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i think its creepy when friends have seductive or suggestive pictures as friend stamps...



am i the only one that finds that to be inappropriate

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!



I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU!!! STOP HITTING ON ME!!!



CALLING ME BABY AND SWEETHEART WILL NOT HELP YOU PROGRESS!!!



STOP IT!!!!

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TheDarkWolfman
04:57 Mar 18 2010

Pimp slap that bitch

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hey



hey



what are you doing?



nothing



what are you doing?



nothing



how is everything?



okay, you?



okay...



(silence)



what are you doing?



nothing?



what are you doing?



nothing...



~~~~~~



I love you



I love you too



(silence)



Guess what?



What?



I love you.



I love you too



i love you more



nuh uh



k



(silence)



I love you...



you get my point

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TheDarkWolfman
04:55 Mar 18 2010

Sounds like a winner there *wink*

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when i move journal entries the system erases the comments....hmm...

i have never enjoyed idol chit - chat...



but its something i have to do apparently

i think that i expect too much out of partners

what does one do when they are uncomfortable???

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Deaf2theworld
22:33 Mar 22 2010

Run away or punch the person in the face....

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for liking Tom Jones

...i could block people without them seeing it...

pieces for art show almost done....



ugh...



being a the Good Samaritan sucks

if you have to display yourself as one word...



you probably not that one word

"I am who I am am"

"I am my own person"

"If you don't like me go fuck yourself"

(and any other variation)



Yeah...we know...



It's getting old.

i think someone should volunteer to crack my back every so often

can kiss my ass

....must continue cleaning my room tomorrow!!!!



MUST!!!

I just downloaded K-Fed's album from 2006....



*laughs loudly*



its funny shit

i will not be adding you....





















unless i want to

who wants it?!!!!



lmao

for some reason my lip ring is trying to relocate itself

i wish texting didnt exist

my hair is growing back nicely

why did you have to fuck up Alice

maybe its just me...



but i get nothing out of it because everything looks the same to me...



i see no individuality between genitals....



*shrugs*

I had a dream that me and at least 50 other people I know were bowling with glow in the dark poodles...

Narwhals Narwhals

swimming in the ocean

causing a ca-motion

cause they are so awesome

Narwhals Narwhals

pretty big

and

pretty wide

they beat a polar bear

in a fight



Like an under water unicorn

they got a kick ass facial horn

they're the jedi of the sea

they stop Cthulu eatin' ye



Narwhals

they are

Narwhals

just don't let 'em touch you balls

Narwhals

they are

Narwhals

inventors of the shish kebab

i thought that Billy taking my mark would drop me more than 4 levels...



hmmmm

Cadillac:



its starts out with quotes about how expensive the car looks from interior and exterior and how smooth and expensive the ride feels...



and then the view notices...



the car is a Cadillac....



which has never been an expensive car (Bullshit)

i wish scooby doo would go off the air....FOREVER

I could stare at you all fucking day long....

Don't lose weight i rather you have a little meat on your bones...

Forget that skinny volleyball playing bitch....

Got back to black chicks...

i know you know that I know you rather have some diversity in p***y...



I know...

you can tell me...

My peers think i am cool

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Deaf2theworld
00:59 Mar 11 2010

Well duh!!

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samanthasprettycorpse
15:02 Mar 15 2010

You are!

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for now at least

i dont think i know how to organize my time correctly...



organization of objects is fine



but time...



no so much

6:00pm

"yeah we need you to come over tonight..." Mo

"OK, well I am free until 8" Jamila

"OH! We will definitely be back before 8!" Mo



elapsed time 2 hours



"Ok, we are back..." Mo

"It's 8" Jamila

"oh..."Mo



Who feel stupid? they should...

*cries and rolls around dramatically*



MY PM RUNS OUT IN 3 DAYS AND I HAVE DON'T PAID UNTIL 5 DAYS FROM NOW!!!!! UGH WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE?!?!???!



*screams and passes out*

i find it hilarious when VR firends get pissed at me for not getting online more often...



people must realize that i AM in college...

its not all fun and games

boobs....



yep....



I love them

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Eleanna
08:32 Mar 07 2010

LOl!!

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i just realized i haven't had any entries for this month...



time to remedy this situation

I am now the new RA of my building!!!!!!



NEXT YEAR WILL BE AWESOME!!!!



bitch...